Sunday, January 30, 2011

tiket flite free.. airasia dgn MAS pn xleh wat cmni

When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to another country...

Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures, but in the Holy Qura'an and the Hadiths.

Where our plane won't be Indian Air Lines, British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air Janazah.

Where our luggage won't be the allowed 30 Kgs, but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.

You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge, with your Creator's compliment.

Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud.

Where our perfume won't be Channel, Paco Rabane, givenchy but the camphor and attar.

Where our passports won't be Indian, British, French or American but Al Islam.

Where our visa won't be the 6 months visit visa to stay or else, but, The 'La iIlaha illallah'.

Where the air hostess won't be a female, but malakal mauth

Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece of scented cloth [kaffan]

Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah International Terminal but the last Terminal - Graveyard.

Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabr.

Where the Immigration Officer won't be His Majesty's officers, but Munkar and Nakeer.

They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.

Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.

Where the transit airport will be Al Barzakh.

Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the Hellfire.

This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, So your savings would not come handy.

This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.

Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.

Do not worry about leg space; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.

Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time.

Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment program because You would have lost all your sense of joy.

Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been
booked, the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.

Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you.

You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

Are you prepared???

Saturday, January 29, 2011

kenapa semakin hari semakin malas..


Menurut cerita yang dicatat dalam buku sejarah China, kira-kira 2,000 tahun yang lalu, Puan Li, gundik yang paling dicintai oleh Maharaja Wu Dinasti Han meninggal dunia kerena penyakit. Maharaja Wu merasa sangat sedih hingga tidak mahu menguruskan pentadbiran.

Seorang pegawai kanan, Li Shaoweng merasa bimbang terhadap keadaan tersebut. Pada suatu hari, ketika berjalan, beliau melihat bebeapa kanak-kanak sedang memainkan boneka, bayangan boneka di bumi nampaknya seperti orang yang benar.

Li Shaowen segera mengarah tukang melukis gambar Puan Li, dan membuat patung yang diperbuat daripada kain menurut gambar itu, mengikat batang kayu pada kaki dan tangan patung itu. Selepas itu, beliau mempersilakan baginda duduk di belakang tirai sutera.

Setelah lilin dinyalakan, bayangan Puan Li mulai bergerak pada tirai tersebut, seperti orang yang benar. Ini sangat menggembirakan Maharajan Wu. Perkara ini dianggap merupakan catatan terawal tentang wayang kulit di China.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

alhamdulillah

budak2 kat kampung ni bagus..
bile masuk maghrib sume berpusu-pusu gi masjid..
kat kampung aku??.. berpusu2 balik ke rumah lpas main sepetang..

agak terharu bile tgk sorg kakak tggu dpn umah
sbb nk amek telekung yg adiknya pakai utk gi masjid..
x semua orang bernasib baik..


melompat lebih tinggi

Sunday, January 23, 2011

aiseh.. esok kembali ke Medan


hari ahad..
sekolah bermula lagi..
menurut ibu, adik bangun agak awal dari biasa
sbb nya??.. excited abg kesayangan nak anta gi skolah..
hantar sampai ke kelas..
tuan puteri hanya bwak bdan jek..
beg akan mengikut sndri..
kiri kanan bdak2 lain melihat dgn mata cemburu sambil berkata dlm hati
"untung nya Lysa ni.. ade abg hantar ke skolah,bwak beg.. dah la abg die hensem"

itulah nikmat balik kampung... walau sekejap.. walau seketika.. tp bermakna..

Friday, January 21, 2011

esok pulang ke tanah tumpah darahku..

mybe aku bru prasan..
or myb aku x pandai menilai..

tapi mcm kagum bile tgk muvi..
ade adegan slamber hero masuk bilik brckp2 sambil charge hp..
bnde yg slalu kite wat tpn x bnyk muvi tunjukkan..
:D

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

PENAT JADI HIPOKRIT

Friday, January 14, 2011

masalah lagi difikir lagi membawa masalah

aku mmg suka kat budak2..
suka sakat diorg..

pagi td pun duk berkejar dgn budak2 kat campus..

diorg ejek2 kpala aku yg dah botak..


ptg td gi rumah patient ortho..
ade satu group bdak2 laki tgh main..

aku mcm biasa nak kaco la..

skali diorg main guli..

"abg..yuk main"

aiseh.. aku berlalu dgn kpala tertunduk..


ni la padahnya jadi anak yang baik dan nerd masa kecik2 dlu..
ptg2 duk bc buku jek..
kan dah xtaw cmno nk main guli.. :D :D


model majalah mangga

Sunday, January 9, 2011

janji Allah itu pasti

Alhamdulillah hari ini berlalu dgn jayanya
walaupun berhempas pulas xtido smalaman akibat nk prepare utk present (padahal sbb main futsal 2 jam)
dipuji lecturer.. dpat tandatangan untuk ortho.. (terpaksa lyan cucu lecturer sbb nk bodek.. :D )
n now baru bangun kul 1130 sbb tertido dari 330 ptg.. terbaik dari ladang..

kita slalu mengeluh knapa tidak mendapat seperti yg diharapkan..
selalu merungut..stress..
tanpa tdak sedar sbenarnya kite buruk sangka pada Allah
sbb Allah yang merancang segalanya..
Allah yang mengatur segala-galanya
time kita senang,kita tdak ingat pada Allah..
time susah,bru la mengeluh berdoa kpada Allah.


gaya memang penting..

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

aku mahu pulang

adik sms
"i miss u acik.. cepatla balik"

aku reply..
"miss u too adik.. adik la dtg Medan kat tempat acik.. acik xde cuti"

adik reply
"i dun want go to ur place bcoz have larva"

miss u so much adik..
teringat masa puasa dulu
adik xkn tido lpas sahur.. die akan lepak bilik aku..
die tnjuk hasil die warna cartoon..
"waa.. comel nye adik warna"
"ye ke cik??.. acik bwak gi Medan la sume ni.. ibu kata x comel,acik jek kata comel,"
huahua...

Saturday, January 1, 2011

patotnya sabre abu femes lg drpd fahmi.. :D

"my grandson.. i still remember on 2010 our football team won da AFF Cup.. we beat Indonesia.. yess.. at dat time,Indonesia are very strong team.. with over million their hardcore supporter..
the final were home and away game.. 1st leg we play at bukit jalil,and u noe my granson.. we won 3-0.. very nice game.. Indonesia accused us for cheat to win da game.. and 2nd leg, at gelora bung karno, our team should faced the fanatic supporter dat want indonesia win da AFF Cup.. so, our team goes to stadium with army tank to avoid any dangerous from supporter.. finally we lost 1-2 to indonesia BUT aggregate 4-2 made we are champions.. all malaysian very happy.. on dat tyme, i still study at OVERSEA.. but i really happy and proud wif malaysia.."

tu dialog aku dgn cucu aku suatu hari nanti..
ayat mesti dlm BI sbb die blaja kat tadika international..
aku sengaja guna broken english sbb cucu aku kecik lg..
nnti kalo ckp english lebat sngt, tkot cucu aku x faham..
anyway.. HEPI NEW YEAR..
jgn celebrate sngt.. jgn tiru org kafir..